Cookies should taste like cookies.
Not a gym supplement having an identity crisis.
Protein-packed this. Sugar-free that. Everything's being optimised, fortified and turned into a performance-enhancing something-or-other.
Look, we're all for looking after yourself. But can we please just have a cookie without it trying to improve our lives?
No agenda. Just proper cookies with great big chocolate chunks.
I'M IN. JOIN THE TREATYNo petitions. No protests. Just excellent treats.
Not a gym supplement having an identity crisis.
And we don't mean three sad little chips.
You don't need to justify a cookie.
Why does making something miniature automatically make it ten times cuter?
We don't make the rules - we just make the cookies mini sized, for your perfect snack.
Cute enough to catch your eye. Delicious enough to become your regular.
The people have spoken (sort of).
Which snack deserves a spot in your cupboard? We promise this poll is completely unbiased. Probably (not)
Cast your extremely important vote.
These results are entirely made up for a laugh. No real votes are recorded or counted. Mini Bits hasn't even launched yet.
A packet you can't close again? In this day and age? We're not having it.
We're working on resealable pouches, so you can grab a handful, zip them back up and save the rest for later.
Less mess. Less fuss. More cookies whenever you fancy.
Finally, a cookie packet that gets it.
I'M SOLDTHE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL UNIFORM
The cookies are still a work in progress, but apparently we couldn't wait to make the merch. Hoodies, hats and other ways to show your support for snacks being snacks.
ATTENTION, PEOPLE WITH MONEY
We've got the cookies. Well, almost. Now we need the dough to make them happen.
We're building Mini Bits to give the UK biscuit aisle a much-needed shake-up. Think mini chocolate chunk cookies, bold branding and resealable packs made for snacking pretty much anywhere.
We've got big plans for these little cookies, including a spot on the shelves of major UK retailers. But first, we need to get them into actual bags.
We're raising pre-launch investment to fund manufacturing and our first stock run. If you fancy backing a challenger snack brand from day one, let's talk.
LET'S TALK DOUGHNo cookies to send you yet. But we can send you a pitch deck.
The rebellion is only just getting started. And frankly, we could use you.
Get involved in flavour votes, help us make some very important cookie decisions and be first in line when Mini Bits finally lands.